my dad’s seen an empty comic book bag on the coffee table and he asked “what comic was in that?” 

so i said “sex criminals”

and my mom was like “phew boy maybe we dont want to hear about that.”

and so i explained “nah it’s not that bad. they have sex and time stops so they rob banks to save a library it’s really cool.” and since i sent in a picture of captainkirkeltwerk and i reading issue 4 at applebees, i added “actually, i have my picture in the back of one of them!” 

lmfao y’all my mom’S FACE. she was like “UNDER… S..EX CRIMES!” and then she muttered “oh good lord” under her breath

bless ya mom

Brimpin’ ain’t easy!!